Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Bieber & Usher NYC


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Justin Bieber and Usher gave the people in Times Square quite a show the other night. The lucky onlookers got a surprise street show by the singing and dancing superstars. The two were there to promote their new show coming this Spring, "Shimey Shake Off".

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Mel Gibson and Amy Winehouse


Mel Gibson breaks up with Amy Winehouse after she took his last beer

Dakota Fanning and Megan Fox


After intense rehab Dakota and Megan have been begging their way back up to celebrity status.

Kim Kardashian, Sandra Bullock and what's his name


We have spotted Kim Kardashian and Sandra Bullock getting krunk

Dr. Feel Up


Oprah - Phil, this is so inappropriate.

Dr. Phil - Come on Oprah, you know you want that good loving that Dr. Phil is prescribing.


All is Forgiven


Kanye West and Taylor Swift seem to be on speaking terms again. I guess in the words of Kanye "Let's Have a Toast for the douchebags." Taylor, all i'm saying is you should've paid attention to the lyrics in "Runaway" and you should've "Run away as fast as you can!"

Monday, December 13, 2010

Miley Jane Cyrus




A video of Miley Cyrus surfaced the other day, smoking what seemed to be marijuana out of a bong. Her reps denied that there was marijuana in the bong. Well, well, well, Miley.. How do you explain this one?

Britney and Justin



Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were spotted walking through Central Park in New York City last week. Both seemed to be very comfortable around each other. Will these mouseketeers' live happily ever after? Lets hope so!

The Brutality of Tennis

Serena prepares a sacrifice to Zeus for Victory.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

The Camera Takes Off 8 Feet

Danny Devito scolds Charles Barkley and Gene Hackman at shipping yard in Staten Island

Monday, December 6, 2010

Who's Nailin' Palin? - Not the Lisa Ann Porno Spoofs, but close.



Clinton - Now, why didn't I think of that with Monica? Way to go Barack! Mrs. Palin, when you're finished with President Obama could I have next?

Palin - It would be an honor Mr. Clinton.

Obama - Umm Sarah, aren't you forgetting something? You're not done here yet!

Palin - Sorry Barack, I just got distracted. So, is this going to help with my chances of running in 2012.

Obama - You got my vote!

Clinton - I wanted to support you in '08, but Hillary would've been mad. Any way Mrs. Palin, if you can persuade me well enough, you'll have my vote too.

Palin - Okay, Mr. Clinton let's make this quick. I have to go see Bristol at that 'Dancing With The Stars' crap.

Megan Fox Beastiality


Megan Fox's Honeymoon - Megan Fox on the beach riding a horse. Sounds like a good time, doesn't it? The horse thinks so too. Who would've thought? Oh wait, is that Brian Austin Grier? I can't believe I beat TMZ with this one.

Eminem & Mariah


Mariah - Come on Marshall, just like old times. Nick isn't going to be home for awhile. and you know how I like the floor, so you don't have to worry about messing up the sheets.

Eminem - Sure thing Mariah, and uhh I'm sorry about those diss records. I was on drugs at the time, and well I just have a habit of saying some fucked up things.

Mariah - Less talking, more action Superman!

Eminem - Coming.

Mariah - Not so soon this time though! Ha ha.