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Clinton - Now, why didn't I think of that with Monica? Way to go Barack! Mrs. Palin, when you're finished with President Obama could I have next?

Palin - It would be an honor Mr. Clinton.

Obama - Umm Sarah, aren't you forgetting something? You're not done here yet!

Palin - Sorry Barack, I just got distracted. So, is this going to help with my chances of running in 2012.

Obama - You got my vote!

Clinton - I wanted to support you in '08, but Hillary would've been mad. Any way Mrs. Palin, if you can persuade me well enough, you'll have my vote too.

Palin - Okay, Mr. Clinton let's make this quick. I have to go see Bristol at that 'Dancing With The Stars' crap.