Miley Jane Cyrus

A video of Miley Cyrus surfaced the other day, smoking what seemed to be marijuana out of a bong. Her reps denied that there was marijuana in the bong. Well, well, well, Miley.. How do you explain this one?

Britney and Justin

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were spotted walking through Central Park in New York City last week. Both seemed to be very comfortable around each other. Will these mouseketeers' live happily ever after? Lets hope so!

The Brutality of Tennis

Serena prepares a sacrifice to Zeus for Victory.

The Camera Takes Off 8 Feet

Danny Devito scolds Charles Barkley and Gene Hackman at shipping yard in Staten Island

Who's Nailin' Palin? - Not the Lisa Ann Porno Spoofs, but close.

Clinton - Now, why didn't I think of that with Monica? Way to go Barack! Mrs. Palin, when you're finished with President Obama could I have next?

Palin - It would be an honor Mr. Clinton.

Obama - Umm Sarah, aren't you forgetting something? You're not done here yet!

Palin - Sorry Barack, I just got distracted. So, is this going to help with my chances of running in 2012.

Obama - You got my vote!

Clinton - I wanted to support you in '08, but Hillary would've been mad. Any way Mrs. Palin, if you can persuade me well enough, you'll have my vote too.

Palin - Okay, Mr. Clinton let's make this quick. I have to go see Bristol at that 'Dancing With The Stars' crap.

Megan Fox Beastiality

Megan Fox's Honeymoon - Megan Fox on the beach riding a horse. Sounds like a good time, doesn't it? The horse thinks so too. Who would've thought? Oh wait, is that Brian Austin Grier? I can't believe I beat TMZ with this one.

Eminem & Mariah

Mariah - Come on Marshall, just like old times. Nick isn't going to be home for awhile. and you know how I like the floor, so you don't have to worry about messing up the sheets.

Eminem - Sure thing Mariah, and uhh I'm sorry about those diss records. I was on drugs at the time, and well I just have a habit of saying some fucked up things.

Mariah - Less talking, more action Superman!

Eminem - Coming.

Mariah - Not so soon this time though! Ha ha.